• May
  • 16

Billions of electronic-eating ‘crazy ants’ invade Texas

It sounds like the plot of a farfetched science fiction movie. Unfortunately for the residents of Texas, it is very much a reality: billions of tiny reddish-brown ants have arrived onshore from a cargo ship and are hell-bent on eating anything electronic.

Hi friends, I am referring to the Chinese earthquake articles where there are some comments on the strange behaviour of animals and insects. It is claimed that these strange behaviour are a warning of impending disasters. So better take precaution…

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  • May
  • 16

NYU student ejected from graduation at Yankee Stadium

A graduating New York University student was ejected from his commencement at Yankee Stadium yesterday after he was caught trying to steal home.

But Beckman said that "the Yankees were very gracious hosts and we were grateful to be allowed to be there, and it is always disappointing to us when one member of our community thinks there's a special set of rules for him or…

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  • May
  • 15

Because no man should feel the agony of Sex and the City

Fearful of women’s $700 hideous shoes? Terrified of mindless chatter by aging New York socialites? Petrified that after seeing all this you will take pokers and remove both of your eyes? Then you need this column: It’s your “Get out of Watching ‘Sex and the City’ Movie Card.”

He's not alone. Millions of men are sick about this movie based on a TV show about four terrifying, rich, aging, elitist women who whine about sex and men and purchase $700 pairs of shoes to feel better about themselves. What guy wouldn't…

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  • May
  • 14

Follow That Nudge…

Even though sometimes it doesn’t seem rational. Or convenient. Or comfortable.

A while back, I pulled into a grocery store parking lot and noticed a woman in the car across from me crying. Bawling, actually. I immediately wondered what was wrong…Did she lose someone she loved? Did she have kids and did something…

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  • May
  • 14

Stephen Colbert spoof O’Reilly rage video!

Very funny.

President Bush warned in an interview Tuesday that the Democratic presidential candidates’ plans to withdraw abruptly from Iraq could “eventually lead to another attack on the United States” and would…

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  • May
  • 13

The Cast of Seinfield Playing Dungeons and Dragons [COMIC]

What happens with the folks from Seinfield play D & D one day…

Sorry for the lettering on the previous comic. New tablet means I have new things to get used to. Forth tablet in two years. I'm crazy like that. Umm… see you soon, I suppose?

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  • May
  • 13

Heather Mills Stiffs Fellow Amputee

More reasons to hate that whore Heather Mills. She made a promise to a Russian woman who lost both of her legs in a train accident, to pay for her to get new artificial legs and pay for all of the expenses. And then the Russian woman never heard from her again.

Posted by Scandalous Candice on May 12, 2008 at 02:36 PM in Asshole, Attention Whore, Awful, Bitch, Bitch Tactics, Bullshit, Charity, Couldn't Make This Up If I Tried, Did They Or Didn't They, Disgusting, Disturbing, Embarrassing, Fake,…

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  • May
  • 10

Donnie Darko 2 to Begin Filming May 18th

This is a horrible idea…

Apparently, a sequel to Donnie Darko, with no involvement from Richard Kelly (or Jake Gyllenhaal, presumably) is set to begin filming May 18th. Does anyone think this is a good idea?Read More

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  • May
  • 08

Pentagon Unveils Devastating New Weapon

Look out foreign threats, and don't underestimate the F-bomb.

Washington, D.C.- “It’s powerful, fast and versatile,” explained Master Sergeant Robert Kane U.S.M.C. “There just isn’t anything out there comparable to the F-bomb.”The new weapon…

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  • May
  • 08

Loyalty is being Buried in a Beer Can

now that is definitely brand loyalty.

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