• May
  • 15

The Vatican Gives the Greenlight to Space Aliens

The Vatican just released a statement saying that they believe in aliens and it’s all part of “God’s creative freedom”. But what if their idea of an alien turns out to be wrong? Deadly wrong? muuuhaaahaaa

I’m wondering, though, what would happen if these aliens turn out to be lusty drunks who use birth control, have abortions, eat meat on Friday, and are hopelessly vain? Will the Vatican still be singing their praises? What if our…

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